“And then there are the times when Claus would invite people to his ‘Donner– er, Dinner Party’ and giggle… He never really served venison, but still… And when Donner ran away, we all wondered…”
Yessssss….and anyone foolhardy enough to run across this site seeking politically correct ass kissing material is now weeping into their frothy lattes.
The above sketch drawn by Mr.Coffman is , quite obviously and rather hurtfully , a libelous set of repungant lies . I’m Santa Claus…remember me ? I’m the guy who’s been bringing toys and goodies to all the lil’ boys and girls throughout the world – INCLUDING AFRICA – for as long as any of you dirty little bastards can remember. I don’t see any of YOU living 24/7 ass t-to-face with 150smelly elves EVERY GODDAMN DAY OF THE YEAR ! So next time you…hey,you know what?..screw the lot of yoa’..I DID skip Africa that year . Hell yeah , I did ! That was some scary shit hitting the newspapers that year . Remember that ? So sue me..if you can find my f***in’ gingerbread house ! And while you’re at how about putting out the word I have some REAL fresh venison available for sale – CHEAP.
Ok, this one is gold. Bravo
This one is so so so so awesome.
“And then there are the times when Claus would invite people to his ‘Donner– er, Dinner Party’ and giggle… He never really served venison, but still… And when Donner ran away, we all wondered…”
Yessssss….and anyone foolhardy enough to run across this site seeking politically correct ass kissing material is now weeping into their frothy lattes.
The above sketch drawn by Mr.Coffman is , quite obviously and rather hurtfully , a libelous set of repungant lies . I’m Santa Claus…remember me ? I’m the guy who’s been bringing toys and goodies to all the lil’ boys and girls throughout the world – INCLUDING AFRICA – for as long as any of you dirty little bastards can remember. I don’t see any of YOU living 24/7 ass t-to-face with 150smelly elves EVERY GODDAMN DAY OF THE YEAR ! So next time you…hey,you know what?..screw the lot of yoa’..I DID skip Africa that year . Hell yeah , I did ! That was some scary shit hitting the newspapers that year . Remember that ? So sue me..if you can find my f***in’ gingerbread house ! And while you’re at how about putting out the word I have some REAL fresh venison available for sale – CHEAP.