Happy Yir-Monday everybody. As you may or may not know, we’re dedicating Monday’s to give you a visual aid to help get you through the week.
This week we hope you enjoy “Justin Bieber being electrocuted by his own music in the bathtub” – Up until Saturday night I have successfully avoided anything to do with Justin Bieber and his music, but he entered our territory by appearing on SNL, and so he’s fair game in the Yirmumahverse.
My youngest son, age 8, I guess is a fan of his music and keeps asking me to download MP3s for him, which I have also successfully avoided. My older sons say this is proof that my youngest son is probably gay. But hey, it’s 2010… if one of my sons turns out to be gay it wouldn’t bother me at all, because all of my kids are PURE AWESOME. This doesn’t change the fact that I won’t be spending money on Justin Bieber music, nor will I even steal the music illegally online. I’ve seen this fad before over an over again, brainwashing the youth culture into submission.
It’s that or Justin Bieber is the antichrist. You decide.
Well, with one difference: At least when they floored the great teen lamb when I was a kid, the person was attractive. Bieber looks like he’s Bill Gates’s illegitimate son. And, in a sense, this is good for us older guys because someday when we’re ready for our midlife crises, all the 20-something chicks will think wonky dorks with glaring physical faults are somehow hot. Sooooo, yo, dude, I dig it.
BTW, I’m ripping Donald Trumps toupee off in next week’s Ace strip. I just wanted to throw that one out there because I think you and your fans might enjoy that.
Tell your kids what I told mine: “Look, I don’t care if you’re gay, but if you are, wait to come out of the closet until you’re in college. Because that’s when it’s cool.”
I am the GREATEST FATHER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.
I love it! Poor little justin!
Damn fine idea there, Bob… damn fine.
I’ll leave a can of Spaghetti-Os out by the fire exit for you, with meatballs even.