I’m pretty sure that Jon Bon Jovi is the Douche of Rock. That’s not to say Bret Michaels isn’t doucheriffic–because he is–it’s just that Bon Fuckin’ Jovi is the one who started the downward spiral. Fuckin’ Bon Jovi. *shakes fist*
I didn’t notice this until looking it over a few times, but 1983?!?!?! That would make Bret Michaels only 27. According to his Wikipedia entry he was born in 1963, but started his musical career in 1983, and with Poison in 1984. I also didn’t realize that Poison was a PA based band, now that explains a lot with the girls in school growing up wearing Poison clothes.
I also have to say I love Bob’s eyebrows in all three panels. They go from said to happy to angry, what a range of emotions just from some simple bushy brows.
Bravo…cos man I didn’t even realise it was Bob until the second panel…
And he never found love did he?
Who had Bret in the Dead Pool?
I’m pretty sure that Jon Bon Jovi is the Douche of Rock. That’s not to say Bret Michaels isn’t doucheriffic–because he is–it’s just that Bon Fuckin’ Jovi is the one who started the downward spiral. Fuckin’ Bon Jovi. *shakes fist*
Fucking brilliant. Glad to see Yirmumah back in our faces!!
I just had a scary thought…
What would happen if Bob got struck by lightning through the wig and it got fused to his dome becoming a “Mullet of Power©”?
I didn’t notice this until looking it over a few times, but 1983?!?!?! That would make Bret Michaels only 27. According to his Wikipedia entry he was born in 1963, but started his musical career in 1983, and with Poison in 1984. I also didn’t realize that Poison was a PA based band, now that explains a lot with the girls in school growing up wearing Poison clothes.
I also have to say I love Bob’s eyebrows in all three panels. They go from said to happy to angry, what a range of emotions just from some simple bushy brows.
The pride of Butler County, PA!
Note: the competition for that title isn’t as robust as you’d think.
Oh Adam, I’d hump your leg if it wasn’t illegal in 49 states.