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RILF shirts would make great gifts for your Republican or Teabagger friends! It also makes for a great inside joke. As a bonus to this gag, I’ve created the RILF “Reagan I’d like to Fuck” shirt. Sorry I didn’t have time to draw up a Nancy one…. yet.
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It’s true. I totally missed yesterday’s comic update. My official excuse is that I had a unplanned trip to an attorney pop up so I could finally sign over my old house to it’s new owners. That place was TOTALLY CURSED, so i’m glad to be rid of it.
To make up for the lack of strip yesterday, I’ll have one posted this Saturday. How’s that for service?
I’ve had some people ask me about t-shirts and buying stuff, and I’d love to “monetize” this comic again… I just kinda lack the time I need to do everything I’d like to be doing at the moment. At one point around 2004-2006 this comic was my sole income before I totally sold myself out to Hollywood. I realize that ever since that whole debacle, I’m back to working on 3 or 4 projects at once as my “real job”, but I can’t really complain because It’s not like I’m building bridges or doing something really physically “hard” for work. I count myself pretty damn lucky. All that being said, I think I like the idea of building Yirmumah into my REAL job again. To do that, I’ll need to start treating it like a real job again instead of just a side thing I do for therapy.
Thanks for the warm welcome back. I guess you can do your part by linking here and letting your online pals know. I totally understand that you might only want to do that when the strips don’t suck. 
Happy Yir-Monday everybody. As you may or may not know, we’re dedicating Monday’s to give you a visual aid to help get you through the week.
This week we hope you enjoy “Justin Bieber being electrocuted by his own music in the bathtub” – Up until Saturday night I have successfully avoided anything to do with Justin Bieber and his music, but he entered our territory by appearing on SNL, and so he’s fair game in the Yirmumahverse.
My youngest son, age 8, I guess is a fan of his music and keeps asking me to download MP3s for him, which I have also successfully avoided. My older sons say this is proof that my youngest son is probably gay. But hey, it’s 2010… if one of my sons turns out to be gay it wouldn’t bother me at all, because all of my kids are PURE AWESOME. This doesn’t change the fact that I won’t be spending money on Justin Bieber music, nor will I even steal the music illegally online. I’ve seen this fad before over an over again, brainwashing the youth culture into submission.
It’s that or Justin Bieber is the antichrist. You decide.
NEPOTINISTIC Plug! Hey, do you like poker? Do you like comics? Do you like people who are related to me? Well if you answered yes to any of those questions might I suggest checking out my cousin Phill’s webcomic “Ace Hoyle” at http://www.acehoyle.com/ -
I just realized that “Ace Hoyle” sounds like Annie Pots just said “Asshole” – Very good, very good.
For realz.
For those wishing to hunt me down and assassinate me or challenge me to a one on one game of basketball here is my weekend itinerary. Catch me if you can you dirty motherfuckers:
- Saturday I will be traveling 5 hours to Toledo with a car full of sexy tough Roller Derby Girls from Steel City, where they will then defeat the shit out of the Glass City Roller girls.
- We will then try to avoid the after party thinking we have to hurry back home… but we will likely go to said after party reasoning we could just “make a quick appearance” there, which will lead to us being there way too long….
- I will then drive a bunch of sweaty / stinky / smelly Roller Derby Girls from Steel City back home overnight.
- I will then pick up my children at the in-laws, and be a sleepless zombie on ZOMBIE JESUS DAY.
- At some point I will gank a bunch of their easter candy when they are not looking.
- Do not attempt to rob my house when I am gone because Bob is basset hound sitting, and he is usually fire-armed and I know he’s just itching to shoot a “robber”
See you back here on Monday for a new tradition…
